A Pair

Lefty and his sister, Righty, are two newly knitted socks who begin life comfortably rolled together in a sock drawer.

The first time they are snatched up, stretched over a foot, and shoved into a shoe, their adventures begin.

Through confusing and perilous events, they learn what it means to be a pair.

Dat Dare Monster

Dat Dare Monster shares the story of a little girl explaining the tale of her short encounter with the monster under her bed. It is a children’s story with a narrator who cannot pronounce her “th” sound properly and, therefore, it comes out as a “d” sound.

The Graves

The Graves family are not your usual suburban neighbors. Within their walls and their very own graveyard live the creepy mum, the unusual dad, Pop, three strange kids and some pets. The neighbors have no idea what happens behind those walls and in that scary back yard. And I would imagine that they don’t want to find out!

Each character is unique and quirky. Either chilling, gross, disgusting, unusual, rude or just plain wicked!

It’s roughly cut and mainly smut.

The Graves are a rhyming and horrifying mix of fun, filth and eerie humor.

The characters will make you giggle, wiggle or even pee a little!

It's haunting, daunting and funny to some, but not to those that are bland and unfun.

To the serious and unfun people I recommend: Do not read this!!!

The Magic Words

Hogarth is a nice little boy who lives in Rottenberg, the nastiest town around. He smiles often, is courteous and uses the ‘magic words,’ like ‘please,’ ‘thank you,’ ‘I am sorry,’ and ‘excuse me’ all of the time. No one else does in his town and they are always nasty and grumpy. His parents are worried their neighbors will wonder what sort of child they are raising because he is so happy! One day, Hogarth is given a piece of candy that tastes wonderful and never gets smaller no matter how much he licks it. The magical candy ends up teaching all of the mean people in Rottenberg why being courteous and using the magic words is so important and helpful to everyone’s lives, even theirs!

The Wonderful World of You